Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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