try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So apparently I’m into choking now
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