Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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