There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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