no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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