I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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