i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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