I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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