Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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