Duck Duck Cougar?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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