his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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