After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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