He disabled his match.com account in front of me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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