Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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