Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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