I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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