I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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