Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
