Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
is it fun? or sober?
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