There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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