Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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