you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I cut my penus on the lid.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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