party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Randomize
