Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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