I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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