i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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