Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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