I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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