i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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