We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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