What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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