i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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