Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
