i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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