just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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