brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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