So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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