I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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