Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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