Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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