The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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