Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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