my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Houston, we have a squirter
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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