My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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