you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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