i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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