I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
