we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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