I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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