kristin has been a bad kristin
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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