i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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